Top 10 Coolest Pillows To Ever Grace The Internet

Not cool as in chilly- but cool as in awesome!

We’ve trawled the length and depths of the Internet to bring to you a comprehensive list of our favourite odd, cool, and funny pillows that we have discovered in our worldly, pillow-related travels... 

For those prone to ‘fails’, these keyboard button keys can make you feel in control of your life- a simple 'reboot' whenever the going gets tough- you can even use them to diffuse an awkward silence by screaming ‘Ctrl Alt Delete!!’ and punching the cushions in succession.

Not one for the paranoid, these Eye Pillows can make you feel slightly under scrutiny, and make you question your snoozing habits- Am I sleeping at a flattering angle? What do my pyjamas look like? Am I snoring? But worry not- although these pillows are all-seeing, the maker cleverly left out a mouth- so all they can do is observe, without annoying criticism.

If you feel in one of those moods where big impressive words keep spilling out and impressing everyone, these Scrabble pillows are essential in keeping up appearances and avoiding those awkward moments where you want to say a cool word but cant pronounce it. Simply arrange the pillows, take note of how many points you have, and use it to patronize people of lower vocabulary brilliance.

“Good Morning Sweetheart”- a message that everyone (yes, even hard men and ‘cool’ people) wants to hear come the morn- kind words to ease you out of bed and make you feel loved; and much better that ‘Get out of bed lazy!’ or ‘You’ve missed the bus’. If you keep getting the former two phrases, then maybe this pillow is for you- alas it wont stop the early morning squawks, but it will give you that feeling of acceptance, and everyone around you will be able to look at your face and share that feeling.

Its such an effort sometimes; going downstairs to get breakfast when you’re still tired and half asleep. Breakfast in bed is the obvious solution to this- but this is tricky when you live alone or have no one willing to bring it up for you. So, the logical solution is to make your pillow into your breakfast- admittedly it isn’t a REAL toast, but a plushy substitute- but a little imagination goes a long way and drooling over your pillow might abate your hunger long enough for you to wake up and slouch downstairs to the toaster.

Similar to the ‘Good Morning Sweetheart’ pillow, this one brings the same feeling of companionship- though with a more ‘matey’ feel to it- the consoling arm around the shoulder is ideal if you feel in the need of a long heart-to-heart with yourself, or perhaps a drunken sing-song. You can even turn into a comic genius- scare loved ones by hiding half yourself and pretend to get strangled by a rouge arm! Ohohoho.

For the more ‘vacant minded’, these sticky note styled pillows are supplied with a pen and a wipe clean surface to keep all those brilliant ideas from falling out of your head. Simply write down your notes on the pillow, go to sleep, forget about it, and remember it again in the morning when it is transferred to your face! Genius.

Perfect for a cheeky dig at the social network addict, each pillow represents a big player in the social networking world. You can do loads with these pillows; lay on them, arrange them in order of personal preference, and if somebody isn’t replying to you on a site, just throw one of these pillows at them and they should hopefully get the message.

This isn’t really a pillow, but more of a whole package- you’ve got the old school Game Boy style cover, the cartridge pillow, and the Gamecube bedside cabinet- what more could a game addict ask for? Possibly the best part of it is that you get to be a part of it- once you slide into the beds covers you suddenly become part of the Game Boy- and what geek can resist the urge to pretend to be part of the circuitry and make robot noises? Beep bop boop…

Argued with a family member before bed and are feeling an oncoming urge of revenge? Do the next best thing without actually decapitating them with this puddle-of-blood pillow; simply slip under their head while they are sleeping and laugh manically as you imagine your methods of decapitation. And then feel slightly bad as you remove the pillow hastily, check they’re not really dead and then give them a hug.

All these pillows are great for show, but when all you want is a comfy pillow to rest your noggin on, go to Mattressman.co.uk and take a pick from our large range of pillows. If you see any cool pillows that we have missed in our big countdown, tell us! Our Twitter